Sweet Swine Schools
"Where Learning to is Secondary to Scoring a Perfect Attendance Award!"
"A Class Above: Sweet Swine's Unique Institute of Hire Learnin'"
Sweet Swine County’s prestigious Institute of Hire Learnin' is proud to boast a faculty like no other! With two professors trained at the esteemed Purrdoo University, they dedicate one day a week to preparing the county’s finest minds for the best jobs... that Sweet Swine County has to offer. And the excitement doesn’t stop there! The Institute is thrilled to welcome none other than visiting Professor Ronnie P. Silage as an adjunct instructor of poetry. Who better to inspire young minds with lyrical verse than the county’s own bard?
But the talent pool doesn’t end with Professor Silage. From time to time, the Institute is graced with guest appearances from other Sweet Swine County legends, including Safety Expert Elmer Plow; food specialist beyond the beyond and host of Cookin' It Up With Betty, Betty Thompson; the county’s most ahem successful businessman, Cousin John; and let’s not forget, local legal eagle Lawyer Ed.
With a lineup like this, who needs Harvard? Phew!
Flat Land High: A Proud Home of the Prairie Dogs
Nestled just a mile outside the bustling metropolis of Corn Row, Flat Land High proudly houses the sometimes-winning horseshoe team, the legendary Flat Land Prairie Dogs. Built in 1907 with bricks generously donated from citizens' abandoned well houses, this school is a true testament to community spirit!
Classes are held every Tuesday and Thursday, meticulously scheduled to equip students for the unique challenges of life in Sweet Swine County. Whether mastering the art of corn-shucking or perfecting their horseshoe toss, Flat Land High is where futures are forged.
Many proud graduates continue their education at Purrdoo University or the illustrious Sweet Swine County Institute for Hire Learnin', furthering their academic journey, one well house brick at a time!